wat women realli say...

ok.. the things after the dotz are what they didnt say... but they mean...

1. "its ok honey, go on and have fun with ur frens!"..."becos u arent gonna have much fun with me tonight!!!..."

2. "OH LOOK!!! SO CUTE!!!" .... "i'm expecting that within one wk.."

3. "anything lor" ... "but if u dun want me to be pissed then yes..."

4. "do i look gd in this dress??"..."or do i look like a goddess to you??"

5."did i put on weight??" ... " u better reply with' no u've slimmed down!!!' "

6. "EEEEEEE!!!! so fattening!!! DUN WANT!!!"...."i'll get a box of chocs later.."

7. when ask guys if they need help and guys say no, they say "oh pls.. guys are so ego!!!"..."but thx goodness.. i dun wanna break my pretty little nails.."

8."do u still reali realli love me?"..."cos the last time i got a gift was two days ago..:("

9.when u ask them to marry u, they say "let me think abt it"... "oh for goodness sak's.. why didnt u do it in a 9 star hotel with gold flying down from the ceilings.. and angels singing in the background.."

10. "i'm sorry! u are just not the guy i'm looking for... lets break up."... "i need a guy who's rich, old and dying..."

11. at the altar, "I DO!!!!"... 'need this guy to pay my credit card bills, feed me, chaffuer me,carry my bag,etc etc..."


MUHAHAHA... ok to be fair, tml i will do one on guys.. haha

ok.. i just wanna say that today's s paper was damn easy lah... erm.. its just like some hard AJC paper. i was shocked.. actually a lot of ppl was shocked... like that the hc and rj ppl confirm socre one lah.. i get shit lah.. sadly.. i made a few mistakes.. so i think i probably get merit lah.. or at least a pss yah? but definitely no distinction.. haiZ... pissed!!! NITEZ