now these theories are what they shld teach in schools

THEORY OF KNOWLEDGABLE WEALTH:

postulate 1: knowledge is power
postulate 2: Time is money

proof:

power = work / time

Knowlegde = work / time

Knowlegde = work / money

rewriting the eqn: money = work / knowledge

hence, since money and knowlegde has an inverse relation, the less knowledge u have, the moer money u make.. NO WONDER LAH!!! all the richsst ppl on earth are not university graduates... damn.. i think S paper somemore... die liao.. next time eat air liao...




THEORY OF THE RIDICULOUS VELOCITY FORMULAE

formula 1 : v = at
formula 2 : s = 1/2 at^2

hence-------> v/t = 2s/t^2

v = 2s/t

since v=s/t, therfore.. v = 2v or 1 = 2

ok now i can see the problem.. can u? hehehe...



THEORY OF ARISTOLE'S "I HATE NEWTON" LAW

A body in motion can maintain this motion if and only if it remains in contact with a mover


THEORY OF THE " BREAD FALLS ON THE BUTTER SIDEDOWN"

believe it or not, it has something to do with the gravity, the distance of ur hips from the ground and lastly, ur eyes..... why? cos u are that tall.. u can only be taht tall.. so the height of the table can only be that tall.. and so if it falls, it only has time to make half a rotation.. so yah.. there u go.. oh the eyes? cos u must be so slpy ur eyes are shut u cant even put a toast bread on a table thats that big...

hope u enjoyed this blog.. nitez

ps: u noe hor.. i have cut an apple before... HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE